Security Guard Jokes #1

by Michael Sheppard
(Solomon Islands)

Two guards were assigned on a night shift to look after a property.

As things began to quite down for the night one guard decided to sit down and rested abit.Instead he leaned back against the wall and within seconds he was snoring.

His colleague was on the other end. He knew he was dead a sleep so he covered his head with a piece of cloth and tied a piece of stick together that looked almost like an assault rifle and walked up towards him." Hey you, give me the keys or else I will blow your head off." The guard was only half awake at that time and was trembling with fear all over. " Check with the other guard, he has the key."

Not long the other guard was laughing out loudly.

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